You guys really know how to play in the second dimension

[Your friend Murasaki Yakumo invites you to join the 2D chat room]

【Accept/Reject】

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Looking at the window that suddenly popped up on the screen, Tang Hao was stunned for three seconds, and a touch of emotion flashed in his heart. Then he moved the mouse to the window and quickly pressed reject.

Yakumo Murasaki: "Gan! You are doing knitting, why are you refusing?!"

Then another chat window popped up, with Yakumo Murasaki's angry expression attached.

Tang Hao: "I have left my home. I am no longer one of your two-dimensional people, so of course I have to refuse. Speaking of which, you are the one doing the wool work. What do you mean by suddenly asking me to join the group?"

Yakumo Purple: "Leave the house? Have you found a girlfriend?"

Tang Hao: "No..."

Yakumo Purple: "Then what kind of house are you taking off?"

"..." This was right, and Tang Hao was speechless for a moment.

Yakumo Purple: "Anyway, stop talking nonsense and join the group quickly. I have something very important to discuss with you."

Tang Hao: "What's important? Can't we chat privately? Do we have to join the group?"

Yakumo Purple did not answer, but sent another request to join the group.

Tang Hao had no choice but to meet Yakumo Murasaki half a year ago. At that time, he was still obsessed with the second dimension and especially liked to communicate with this kind of costume ID, and Yakumo Murasaki was also a netizen with whom he could chat easily. Because the other party's way of speaking was very masculine, at first he thought the owner of this account was a foot-picking man like himself. It was not until a certain voice call that he discovered that the other party was actually a girl, and her voice was clear and crisp, which gave him a lot of reverie for a while.

But as we all know, online dating is unlikely to have results, so it is just a daydream.

But even so, this girl with the three characters Yakumo Purple as her online name is still one of Tang Hao's few friends, or more simply, the only female friend he can talk to, so he hesitates again and again. , Tang Hao finally accepted Yakumo Purple's request.

[You have joined the 2D chat room]

[Your group business card has been changed to Dabendan]

Da Bendan: "Holy crap, you have to move so fast. Are you typing with your mind? And what does this name mean?"

Seventeen-year-old girl: "Don't pay attention to the details. I just felt that your previous name was too un-two-dimensional, so I changed it for you. So, congratulations on joining the two-dimensional chat room."

This seventeen-year-old girl is obviously Yakumo Murasaki.

Although it seemed to have been manipulated, it was just an online name, and there was really nothing worth paying attention to. Tang Hao didn't take it to heart. He glanced to the right and found that the number of people in this chat room was pitifully small. Even if he was included, it would only be small. Just five people.

Patchouli go: "Hello, newbie."

Little Five Loli: "Welcome, welcome."

Princess Kaguya: "Please take a photo of the newcomer. And...Old woman, change my name back quickly, I am not a dead nerd!"

[The dead house Kaguya was silenced for five minutes by a seventeen-year-old girl who was the administrator]

Patchouli go: "I'm trying to die again..."

Little Five Loli: "So, why bother?"

Seventeen-year-old girl: "Kaguya, your road is getting narrower and narrower. Please cherish your account."

Looking at these Internet names full of two-dimensional style, Tang Hao suddenly felt like he was surrounded by chuunibyou. At the same time, he once again understood a profound truth: Dogs with authority cannot be offended!

Da Bendan: "By the way, what kind of group is this? Why are there only so many people?"

Xiaowu Loli: "Game group."

Da Bendan: "What game?"

Tang Hao looked at the group announcement and didn't see any game-related prompts.

Patchouli go: "A game where you can go to other two-dimensional worlds and have fun with your two-dimensional friends."

Da Bendan: "emmmm???"

Seventeen-year-old girl: "Don't listen to their nonsense. The three of them just joined today, just like you."

Da Bendan: "Them? Are they all women?"

Seventeen-year-old girl: "Yes, does it feel like a sudden harem?"

Da Bendan: "..."

Xiaowu Loli: "It's over, it's over, the innocent boy is about to fall."

Da Bendan: "So, this is a new group?"

Seventeen-year-old girl: “I don’t know when this group was established.”

Da Bendan: "Huh? What on earth are you talking about?"

Patchouli go: "It's really chaotic, I knew it."

Seventeen-year-old girl: "Let's put it this way, I suddenly joined this group a long time ago. Because I was the first group member to join, I became the administrator. After that, many people joined one after another. Like the flaming-haired and scorching-eyed crusader, Bilibili, the ordinary third-year elementary school student, the lover of sugar, the floor-lifting expert, the leader of the SSS group, the agent of death, the partner of justice, etc., the busiest times are probably More than a hundred people."

Seventeen-year-old girl: "Until one day... well, actually yesterday, the group leader and other group members suddenly disappeared. I was the only one left in the whole group, and I became the acting group leader."

Da Bendan: "Is there such a thing as an acting group leader?"

Seventeen-year-old girl: "If you don't believe me, just look at my information."

Tang Hao clicked on Yakumo Purple's group information, and sure enough he saw the words "acting group owner" behind the ID.

This, what is this mess?

Da Bendan: "So, you want me to join your group just because of this?"

Seventeen-year-old girl: "Yes, don't you think this problem is serious?"

Da Bendan: "It's a bit strange, but I don't think it's serious."

Seventeen-year-old girl: "It's very serious. In the past, when the group was normal, we group friends could form a group to play in other two-dimensional worlds, but now it has suddenly become a dead group, and the group level has been cleared directly, and even We are still facing the danger of disbandment. After knowing this, can you still speak in the same tone just now?"

Da Bendan: "Huh?"

Tang Hao in front of the screen was stunned for a moment. What stupid things are these stupid netizens saying?

Da Bendan: "You mean this group also has the ability to travel to the two-dimensional world?"

Seventeen-year-old girl: "Yes."

Da Bendan: "Then who are you?"

Seventeen-year-old girl: "Of course I am Yakumo Murasaki."

Dabendan: "The girl who was born in Gensokyo and has lived for an unknown number of years but insists on pretending to be seventeen years old. She is also the mastermind behind the scenes who is elusive and likes to voyeur, the interstitial monster Yakumo Murasaki?"

Seventeen-year-old girl: "...Although you have blackmailed me enough, in order to prove my identity this time, I will forgive you. Yes, I am the Yakumo Purple."

Tang Hao froze in front of the screen for a few seconds. Although he also knew that some senior otakus nowadays are relatively average, it is indeed relatively rare to get into the drama to this extent. If it were an ordinary person, he would not bother to care, but after all, this guy and I have been in a friendship for more than half a year. After thinking about it, I decided to try treatment.

Da Bendan: "Wake up, girl, let alone the three-dimensional world here, it is impossible for Yakumo and I to become netizens, even if..."

Da Bendan: "Even if you are really Yakumo Purple, if I call you an old woman, can you still press my head on the keyboard flksdjflksdjflkdsjf;ldksjfisodufoids7yi9in j lkjld

Patchouli go: "Wow, the code is really messed up!"

Xiaowu Loli: "Is this the face-rolling keyboard? It's so awesome!"

The dead house Kaguya: "Damn, I'm finally out of jail!"