The self-cultivation of the passer-by hero

I'm a bad boy.

My mother said to me when I was a child——

"Gentle girls are lovable."

So I drove away all the friends who came to laugh at me.

crackling,

I broke branches and chased them,

Mom is very helpless,

She said to me again——

"Naughty children get no presents."

I feel aggrieved,

So I started to be obedient,

One day I told my mother that I wanted a gift,

Mom asked me what I wanted,

I pointed to the night sky and said I wanted the moon in the sky,

My mother smiled and did not agree.

I am very depressed,

The second time I said to my mother,

I want a gift,

Mom smiled and said that when I grow up,

the third time,

I grew up sitting in front of my mother's tombstone,

The moon in the sky is always higher and farther away than I think,

I can't catch it when I run, I can't reach it when I fly,

So that day I looked at the moon in the distance and made up my mind,

It was a gift from my mother,

One day I'm going to tie it up with a chain and throw it out and sell it for a good price!

"Then, I will use such a powerful attack magic, which is the ultimate secret of the Evil King's True Eye. I will destroy the evil dragon in one blow!"

"Ah, really?"

"Oh, Takeya, are you really listening?"

"Are you listening? You've told this story for the third time today. I've almost memorized it, okay?"

Wu Ye picked his ears with his little finger, looking very impatient.

From the moment she woke up in the morning, Rikka started to tell Takeya about her wonderful adventure with great excitement. Of course, the setting must have been in a dream. After all, he was up for most of the night and went back and forth several times to tell this group of two middle school students. Moved back!

"That must be a singularity!"

Rikka said firmly, and Tou Shou also looked convinced.

"Obviously it was still noon when we set out, but it was already the next day when we came back. Those experiences were definitely not ordinary dreams, they were the effects of the singularity!"

Rikka was very excited. It was a rare supernatural phenomenon, and it happened to her. This was enough for her to come up with a whole new setting in her mind.

"Humph, but the Evil King's true eye is indeed invincible. You have seen it, my Servant, my handsome fighting!"

"Of course, Master, I will always be by your side DEATH!"

"Hahahaha! Takeya, even without your rescue, I will definitely be able to return safely!"

"Yes, I understand. The Evil King's True Eye is the strongest, right?"

After dealing with Rikka, who was obviously overly excited, Takeru looked at today's other guest.

"Then, what are you doing here? Come to my house so early."

"Uh, it's actually nothing."

Sitting opposite Takeya was none other than the second-year junior high school boy, Togashi. For some reason, he came to Takeya's house early this morning, and couldn't come up with a reason for a long time.

But at first, after he heard Rikka's story, he showed a visibly shocked expression, and then he looked suspicious and petrified there for a long time, and he just recovered.

"Let me tell you, are you about to relapse? You were infected by Rikka's story and realized that you really turned into a black flame dragon and destroyed the world last night? Yo, you must be swallowed up by the black flames! ( Dark の炎に抱かれて消えろっ!)”

“Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, don’t tell me this!”

Tomikawa, who was stabbed in a painful spot, covered his heart with one hand, picked up his head with the other hand and smashed it on the ground. The thumping sound really frightened Takeya.

"I'm just kidding, stop it Yunta, my floor is very expensive!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Fuqiu slowly stopped, only crying more sadly.

Ding dong——

Before Togashi had finished crying, the doorbell rang again, and Takeru had no choice but to put aside his comfort work and open the door first.

"Tsk, is it a holiday today? Why do everyone choose today to do something?"

Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong!

"Come here! Who is it!"

Amidst a series of noisy and annoying ringtones, Takeru opened the door. Unexpectedly, standing behind the door was another chuunibyou, uh, another former chuunibyou.

"Where's that middle school brat?!"

The angry Dan Shenggu didn't even say hello, but the first thing he asked was Tou Shou.

Wu Ye covered his face speechlessly: "I said you should just go get married. What are you doing, a protruding radar? How come you knew she was here and you came here early in the morning."

"Stop talking nonsense, tell me where is she?"

Wu Ye curled his lips and didn't say much, pointing in the direction upstairs. Then Dan Shenggu took off his shoes without saying a word and prepared to go upstairs.

"Hey, are you so angry? Why did she provoke you, Tou Shou?" Takeru joked, "Is it possible that you and the Evil King True Eye also went to slay the dragon last night? Yo, Master Mori."

"Don't call me Sen-sama!!"

Dan Shenggu, whose face turned red and white, snorted angrily: "Sure enough, that kid started talking nonsense!"

"Huh? What did you say?" Takeru didn't understand this time. How could one or two of them be so sensitive to Rikka's story? Isn't it just a spoof of your dark history, but I didn't really ask you to go to the second grade.

"Tsk, stop talking! Anyway, I have to teach that brat a good lesson today, otherwise it will be hard to get rid of the hatred in my heart!"

Teng Teng Teng - Dan Shenggu went up to the second floor, and the sound of fighting came down after a while.

Wu Ye stayed at the door, and he didn't intend to close the door, because according to the Law of Chuuni, if a Chuuni event occurs within a certain range, there is a probability of attracting people with the same attributes.

Sure enough, in less than five minutes, the Seventh Palace also arrived.

"Huh? Master? Why are you at the door?" Qigong looked at Wu Ye in surprise, and then said happily: "Could it be that the master has seen the future I am coming to through revelation?"

"Uh, forget it, forget it, and don't call me master!"

"Good master!"

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to bother you, go upstairs and turn right, Danshenggu and Yuta have already arrived."

"Huh?! Master, has your ability grown to this point? You actually called all the Sen-samas I wanted to notify in advance?"

"I"

Wu Ye, who was choked, rolled his eyes helplessly, and finally gave Qigong a gesture to tell her to go upstairs quickly.

Hearing the louder and louder noises coming from the second floor, Wu also thought with a headache, could it be that there was really some troublesome problem left unresolved last night?

Otherwise, why did everyone come here to make trouble today?

Or is the sea of ​​consciousness in Secondary Two actually common? One patient in two patients?

Slowly, Wu Ye himself fell into endless headaches, and after hearing Liuhua's voice behind him, his head hurt even more.

"Takeya Takeya, I just came up with a new line for you, 'The only one who can defeat me is myself!'——How about it? Isn't it handsome?"

"Give me almost a little, you guys!" Wu also gave Liuhua a violent forehead slap.

Well, even though that's what I said, but this line is really cool, so remember it first.