Start by getting the thunder ability

"Ouch! What are you doing? Are you jumping into the sea?"

Luochen lay on his back on the deck, staring blankly at the blue sky, as if he was hopeless.

Jiang Hao sat beside him and comforted him softly.

Black Devil was twisting his clothes not far away. He was the first one to jump into the sea and rescue Luo Chen.

Ma Yuxi and Ma Bing sat together, chasing a bloody romance drama from an unknown country.

However, their eyes were all looking towards Luo Chen intentionally or unintentionally, and the corners of their mouths were slightly raised.

Only Xiang Meng hugged her knees and huddled into a ball, immersed in her own world.

"Brother~~, let me die, I don't have the face to see anyone."

Crystal tears overflowed from the corners of Luo Chen's eyes.

Jiang Hao: "It's not that, it's not that important, the inside is not very important, the main thing is the outside.

Anyway, when we sleep, we don’t sleep for the soul, but mainly for the body. "

Luochen:.

Jiang Hao: "As long as you look good on the outside, it doesn't matter if you're a man on the inside. It's even better.

After all, we are all men, so we can talk together, be brothers on weekdays, and be lovers in bed. Isn't it perfect? "

Luochen:

"Isn't this what you told me before? Why can't you think about it so hard now?"

Jiang Hao looked confused.

"Brother Hao."

Jiang Hao's words were like sharp arrows, hitting Luo Chen's heart hard, and each one pierced him.

What a slap in the face!

I really shot myself in the foot. I originally wanted to see Jiang Hao's joke, but I didn't expect that the clown would be himself in the end.

And it's always been him.

Oh my God!

What evil has he done!

Luo Chen: "Brother Hao! Didn't you say that people parasitized by black demons will have protruding eyeballs and bright eyes?"

Jiang Hao: "Yes! What's wrong?"

Luo Chen: "Then my little... that black devil is not in this situation! On the contrary, Ma Bing's eyes are even brighter. I suspect that you have been tricking me from the beginning."

Jiang Hao: "You are overthinking. There are no such situations because the original owner of the body is dead. Now the black devil dominates the body, so naturally there is no such situation.

As for Ma Bing, she is smarter and her eyes are naturally bright and bright. It has nothing to do with being parasitized. "

"What? You mean I've been following a corpse."

Luo Chen, who was hopeless, suddenly received another 10,000 points of critical damage. His eyes widened and he sat up.

His bloodshot eyes were about to burst out.

"Well, strictly speaking, it can't be considered a corpse! It's just that the soul has been changed."

Jiang Hao reached out and patted Luo Chen on the shoulder: "I think it's good for you to be with the Black Devil. He is still affectionate and righteous to you!

You jumped into the sea just now, and I was just about to take off my clothes and go to save you, but she rushed in without taking off her clothes. Aren't you touched at all? "

"Pfft!"

Another sharp arrow pierced Luo Chen's heart, causing 10,000 points of critical damage.

"I really don't know what's going on with you. You can accept it, Brother Shan, so why can't you accept the Black Devil? She is better than Brother Shan no matter what."

Jiang Hao never tired of stimulating Luo Chen, as if he would not stop until he drove Luo Chen crazy: "Do you like tall and powerful people?"

"Pfft~~"

Luochen couldn't bear it any longer and spat out a mouthful of blood and passed out on the spot.

"I'll go~~, is he okay?"

Several people came over to play, and Luo Chen was really pissed off. This would be a big deal.

They will land on the island later to make money, and Luochen is an important combat force.

"It's okay~~, he's still alive."

Jiang Hao waved his hand: "He has a B-level healing technique. I will heal him when he wakes up."

"That's good."

Jiang Hao: "Brother Black Devil, if you are tired, take him to the room. You can take a shower and change clothes."

"no problem."

The Black Demon smiled sweetly, bent down, and gave Luo Chen a princess hug.

Luochen's body twitched obviously.

"Brother Hao..., Brother Chen seems to have a twitch. Is he...is he okay?"

Xiang Meng asked softly.

"It's okay! That kid just wanted to pretend to be dead and get away. He was held in the arms of a beautiful woman. It's normal for him to react a little."

Jiang Hao whispered at a normal volume.

Girls: Hahahahaha~~

Luo Chen, who was held by the black devil, twitched again, blood spilled from his mouth, his whole body went limp, and this time he was really unconscious.

"Brother Hao! Isn't this too damaging to you? What grudge or grudge do you have against Luo Chen?"

After laughing wildly for a while, Ma Bing asked while wiping his tears.

"No grudges or grudges."

Jiang Hao shrugged: "The journey is boring, so I have to find some fun to pass the time."

"You are really capable."

Ma Bing smiled bitterly and shook his head: "You two brothers are not good people. When he encouraged you in the car before, he probably wanted to see your jokes.

It's just that your Taoism is deeper than his. Luo Chen is unlucky enough to meet such a great nemesis like you. He will probably suffer a lot in the future. "

"Everyone is just being cautious. You are not a fuel-efficient person. If you hadn't spoken first and told the driver to give him the wrong impression, would he be so sure that you were a black devil?"

Jiang Hao poured a glass of iced juice and handed it to Xiang Meng: "Xiaomeng, drink some juice and feel better. Did you feel suffocated just now?"

Xiang Meng: "Thank you"

"Just now Luo Chen was spreading dog food, and now you two are also spreading dog food. Can we still live like this?"

Ma Bing covered her eyes and said exaggeratedly.

Xiang Meng (blushing.)

"That's right, if you go out to pick something up and get fed a mouthful of dog food, where can you explain it?"

Ma Yuxi echoed.

Jiang Hao: "You two can make Lily! It just so happens that you both have the surname Ma, so you will definitely get along."

The two women looked at each other, blinked, and nodded to each other.

this.

Jiang Hao felt that the amount of information was a bit large!

"Xiao Meng, do you like to eat fish?"

".It's all fine with me."

"Chengzi is like this now, I guess he can't cook. Let your brother Hao show his skills today. Fish and cook now. Brother will give you a full fish feast."

Jiang Hao stretched out and was ready to show off his skills: "Yuxi, are there any fishing gear on the boat?"

"It should be there. Go look for it in the storage room."

Ma Yuxi nodded and said with some uncertainty.

"You guys get moving too, take out the barbecue tools and the gas stove. Let's have a barbecue party tonight."

"You can't do it by yourself! You are a boy, and we are all weak women. Can you bear it?"

Ma Bing looked at Jiang Hao pitifully.

"Come on, everyone is a psychic. Can't do this? If you don't do something, you won't be allowed to eat at night."

Jiang Hao glanced at Ma Bing, turned around and said to Xiang Meng with a smile:

"Xiaomeng, you just sit here and watch the show, and let Erma do the other things, you know?"

Xiang Meng: ".Oh."

"Double-standard dog!"

Ma Bing was trembling with anger.

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